You know you’re a blogger’s child when….

Blogger’s Child

I have been thinking recently about what it is like to be the child of a blogger.  It is not all fun events and new toys; Blogger children have to pull their weight too.

I have come up with a list of attributes that set a blogger’s child apart from ‘normal’ children.

 

You know you’re a blogger’s child when….

• You have your picture taken about 5 million times a day (on a slow day..)

• Your food often goes cold because Mummy is ‘Instagramming’ it.

• You are often on the train at some ungodly hour, being force fed raisins to buy your silence, with no idea where you will end up.

• When you find yourself in mortal danger, Mummy often delays leaping to your aid, as she is too busy taking a picture of you in aforementioned ‘danger’.

• You are made to dress up in random outfits at various times of the year.  Even if you really don’t want to be a witch…..

• You know how to unlock the phone & take a selfie by the age of 18 months.

• You can only play with the lovely new toys (that are sent by the toy fairies) in front of the ‘good’ wall in the living room.

• Quite often your requests for attention are met with the response, ‘just a minute, Mummy has to send this tweet’

• Most of Mummy’s friends live in the computer…

• Your first word was ‘hashtag’, closely followed by Linky and CommentLuv (#OnlyJokingNotJoking )

So do you think you could spot the child of a blogger at twenty paces?

I am linking up with the lovely Debs

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