No I haven’t gone all ‘down with the kids’ and I don’t often listen to Jay-Z bleating on about his ‘issues’. No, I have been tagged by my wonderful friend Em over at Snowing Indoors in her fun tag to find out how many problems we REALLY have.
So here goes;
- I am not slim.
- Ice cream does not burn calories (I know, shocking, but it doesn’t!)
- I want a clean house, but detest cleaning and can’t afford a cleaner.
- Having to get out of bed to see to Baby the second I get in bed.
- Our neighbour sometimes sounds like Nelly the elephant crashing around her house.
- Baby tantrums…. need I say more….
- Nice food is bad for you and food that is good for you tastes bad (so unfair!).
- Baby emptying her wardrobe, as fast as I am trying to refill it.
- I would love to be able to sing and I sound like a strangled cat.
- I can’t work cling film. Nightmare stuff!
- Baby saying ‘my turn, my turn’ even when it’s no-ones turn!
- I love baking, but have no-one to bake for. Mr Hubby and Baby aren’t fans of cakes.
- I hate falling asleep at my PC, yet it happens at least half of the week.
- I have to declutter my house, but I just keep adding more clutter.
- My friends live too far away.
- Baby running off and saying ‘catchy me’ when I just want to get on with whatever I am trying to do to her.
- My dogs moult A LOT.
- Only two takeaways deliver to us (probably a blessing!..)
- It costs loads to get into London from our house.
- There aren’t 30 hours in a day.
- Having to pee with the door open and Baby demands I continue our conversation.
- I hate Spiders and it would appear they love our house.
- There are only two Despicable Me films.
So it turns out I don’t have 99 problems! Woo hoo! How many problems do you have?