I recently shared some of Baby’s mischievous toddler antics in a post. I know she is not alone, so following Tired Mummy Bingo, I thought we could play Toddler Bingo! You might need to help them, as I am not sure they can all mark the cards themselves, so without further ado, grab your dabbers and let’s get cracking!
4. Got naked at an inopportune moment.
26. Put something down the toilet that doesn’t belong there (including their body parts).
42. Got in a drawer.
49. Drunk the bath water.
70. Recreated the Andrex advert with your loo rolls.
12. Got stuck somewhere they shouldn’t be.
27. Said something inappropriate and REALLY LOUD!
39. Pushed another kid over.
48. Had a poonami that necessitated a change of clothes for both of you.
67. Wore Christmas decorations as jewellery (not having a tree next year, just saying!).
2. Opened the toilet door while you are on the loo. IN. PUBLIC…………
17. Caught Mummy and Daddy ‘hugging’…..
60. Hid the car keys.
65. ‘Contaminated’ the bath…
5. Locked themselves in the car.
22. Selected the tallest piece of furniture and climbed on it constantly.
38. Tried a spaghetti bolognese face pack.
46. Stole your phone and made a call.
73. Wore random things as a hat.
6. Ignored the expensive present and played with the box.
25. Drew on themselves with permanent pen (obviously on their face).
35. Lay down in the middle of a busy shop to display their tantruming prowess.
53. Pretended to have rigor mortis when you are trying to get them into the car seat.
71. ‘Collected’ other people’s possessions at soft play or playgroup.
So how did your toddler do? Anyone get a full house? Do you play Bingo?
Image: Sarae
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Ha ha this is awesome Aby! Oh the fun we could have playing this – it would certainly keep me busy!!! Mim 🙂 #MMWBH
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Thanks huni, so glad you enjoyed it x
I might have fared quite well with your baby bingo but definitely a full house with toddler bingo!
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Hope you enjoyed playing x
I’m looking at getting Emmy a bingo game to help with her number skills.
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Fab idea huni x
Hmm yes, over the years I could have added a few to that list!
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🙂 I am sure you could x
Oh how funny! I’d have a full house by now I reckon too.
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Glad you liked it x
Ha ha, yep, full house for me I think, twice over for my big two, and well on my way with baby number 3! #mmwbh x
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Ha ha you’ll have to have an addendum to the list! x
Yep can check a good few of them off. Particularly the ‘collecting’ of things from playgroup. Wonderboy produced a figurine and some poor little girl’s clasp from his pocket the other day. Was probably a good teaching moment about not taking what isn’t yours but when he put the clasp in his hair I couldn’t help but laugh x
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Haha! She goes into people’s bags if they are left open. At this blogging thing she wandered across the roon, picked up this ladies bag, put it over her shoulder and wandered off! x
Oooh I don’t think my comment posted! This is such a funny post – I think it would keep us very busy at the weekend counting them all up! Mim 🙂 #MMWBH
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Thanks huni, glad you enjoyed it x
Great fun, but (whispers) so glad mine are older and we don’t have to go through this anymore!!
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I am slightly envious 🙂 X
That’s so funny…I’m sure I’d get a full house!!
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Glad you enjoyed it x
This is so funny and so true. Funnily my kids have never grown out of the desire to be naked at an given opportunity!
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Oh no poor you! Thanks hun, glad you liked it x
Over the course of 3 kids I am pretty confident we get a full house lol! #MMWBH
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I’m sure you would have huni x
You had me roaring with laughter with some of your list!! I remember some of them so well. Glad mine have grown up and left home now.
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Glad you enjoyed it Mina x
This is so amazing I am going to share it on my FB page, i was laughing out loud at some of these. Well done you xxxxxx
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Aww thank you huni. So glad you liked it and thanks lots for sharing it, very kind xxxxx
haha love the list and reckon I could get a few of those in our house! x
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Thanks huni x
This is brilliant, wonder if it works well with husbands 😉 x
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Thanks huni. I think it would be exactly the same 🙂 x
This is hilarious. Not quite a full house but very close. Glad I’m not the only one 🙂
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Thanks, glad you liked it x
Oh yes, a full house here! And that’s just over this week 🙂 Zx
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Ha ha! Thanks huni x
ha my MIL was appalled when W first got permanent marker on his face…It’s happened more than once actually 😉 x
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Ha ha, he is just expressing himself! 😉 x