I recently shared some of Baby’s mischievous toddler antics in a post. I know she is not alone, so following Tired Mummy Bingo, I thought we could play Toddler Bingo! You might need to help them, as I am not sure they can all mark the cards themselves, so without further ado, grab your dabbers and let’s get cracking!
4. Got naked at an inopportune moment.
26. Put something down the toilet that doesn’t belong there (including their body parts).
42. Got in a drawer.
49. Drunk the bath water.
70. Recreated the Andrex advert with your loo rolls.
12. Got stuck somewhere they shouldn’t be.
27. Said something inappropriate and REALLY LOUD!
39. Pushed another kid over.
48. Had a poonami that necessitated a change of clothes for both of you.
67. Wore Christmas decorations as jewellery (not having a tree next year, just saying!).
2. Opened the toilet door while you are on the loo. IN. PUBLIC…………
17. Caught Mummy and Daddy ‘hugging’…..
60. Hid the car keys.
65. ‘Contaminated’ the bath…
5. Locked themselves in the car.
22. Selected the tallest piece of furniture and climbed on it constantly.
38. Tried a spaghetti bolognese face pack.
46. Stole your phone and made a call.
73. Wore random things as a hat.
6. Ignored the expensive present and played with the box.
25. Drew on themselves with permanent pen (obviously on their face).
35. Lay down in the middle of a busy shop to display their tantruming prowess.
53. Pretended to have rigor mortis when you are trying to get them into the car seat.
71. ‘Collected’ other people’s possessions at soft play or playgroup.
So how did your toddler do? Anyone get a full house? Do you play Bingo?
Image: Sarae

